(9:02:23 AM) macelhany: OMG A ROACH JUST RAN INSIDE MY PRINTER ON MY DESK!
(9:02:43 AM) rumbl3fish: maybe that's its house
(9:02:48 AM) macelhany: not for long.
(9:04:06 AM) ChrisBenar: what are YOU doing?
(9:04:23 AM) macelhany: freaking out because a roach just ran into the printer on my desk.
(9:04:53 AM) ChrisBenar: lol
(9:09:35 AM) macelhany: it started to come out and then it ran right back inside.
(9:09:58 AM) macelhany: I have no idea how to handle this situation. I wonder if I could print him to death.
(9:10:25 AM) ChrisBenar: lol try it
(9:10:27 AM) ChrisBenar: this is hilarious
(9:10:31 AM) ChrisBenar: i'm literally laughing out loud
(9:10:33 AM) ChrisBenar: i was telling chris
(9:12:56 AM) macelhany: So I printed one page. And the roach came running out and ran into a binder I have on my desk.
(9:13:04 AM) macelhany: and I threw the binder on the floor and he ran out and I killed him.
(9:14:01 AM) ChrisBenar: AHAHAHAH
(9:14:04 AM) ChrisBenar: that HAS to be a blog
(9:13:29 AM) macelhany: THE ROACH IS DEAD!
(9:13:42 AM) macelhany: I tried DEATH BY PRINTING, but that didn't work out as well as I had hoped.
(9:13:51 AM) macelhany: he just ran out of the printer and into a binder.
(9:13:55 AM) macelhany: but then I killed him.
(9:14:01 AM) rumbl3fish: :)
(9:14:03 AM) rumbl3fish: hooray
(9:02:43 AM) rumbl3fish: maybe that's its house
(9:02:48 AM) macelhany: not for long.
(9:04:06 AM) ChrisBenar: what are YOU doing?
(9:04:23 AM) macelhany: freaking out because a roach just ran into the printer on my desk.
(9:04:53 AM) ChrisBenar: lol
(9:09:35 AM) macelhany: it started to come out and then it ran right back inside.
(9:09:58 AM) macelhany: I have no idea how to handle this situation. I wonder if I could print him to death.
(9:10:25 AM) ChrisBenar: lol try it
(9:10:27 AM) ChrisBenar: this is hilarious
(9:10:31 AM) ChrisBenar: i'm literally laughing out loud
(9:10:33 AM) ChrisBenar: i was telling chris
(9:12:56 AM) macelhany: So I printed one page. And the roach came running out and ran into a binder I have on my desk.
(9:13:04 AM) macelhany: and I threw the binder on the floor and he ran out and I killed him.
(9:14:01 AM) ChrisBenar: AHAHAHAH
(9:14:04 AM) ChrisBenar: that HAS to be a blog
(9:13:29 AM) macelhany: THE ROACH IS DEAD!
(9:13:42 AM) macelhany: I tried DEATH BY PRINTING, but that didn't work out as well as I had hoped.
(9:13:51 AM) macelhany: he just ran out of the printer and into a binder.
(9:13:55 AM) macelhany: but then I killed him.
(9:14:01 AM) rumbl3fish: :)
(9:14:03 AM) rumbl3fish: hooray

Comments
how did you kill it? I thought those things don't die, except if you use a hammer?
(god damn I am sheltered! I don't think I've ever had to try to kill one!)
FOOTHAMMER
GODDESS OF WAR
!!
Foo Thammer.
And I was very confused. But I'm better now.
I hate roaches. So so so much.
They're probably my favorite thing to not miss about living in the South.