#3 - Jen is frequently up to something.
#9 - (The Srey Maxim) Jen does not like being kept waiting.
#10 - If and when she so desires, Jen is to be cuddled and comforted without question or hesitation.
#15 - Jen will cross the road when and where she wants, which may be before or after everyone else.
#35 - Jen always does things her way. Don't ask.
#36 - Jen knows what information you need to know about Jen.
#37 - Addendum to #36) There is always more to Jen than she is letting on.
#38 - (Greg's Theory of Jeneral Relativity) If you are behind Jen, you are walking too slowly; if you are in front of Jen you are walking too fast.
#39 - If and when Jen makes an appearance, consider it a gift.
#40 - Only Jen decides if the temperature is right for opening the window.
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mine was going to be full of references to "your Dani™", thusly:
"Your Dani™ is easily scared by loud noises. When possible, do not walk her through construction sites where jackhammering is taking place."
etc.
And: "Jen is happiest when the temperature is below 72 degrees."
Also: "If Jen says she is hungry, feed her IMMEDIATELY."
I am much the same random way. but I conform too much, or try to. I will usually have already eaten and maybe go have an appetizer or something if someone wants to eat socially. I guess that works out ok, too, though.
your non-conformity is what makes you awesome.
*hugs*
*squeeeezes you*
particularly this:
If you are behind Jen, you are walking too slowly; if you are in front of Jen you are walking too fast.
though actually often people who are in front are walking too slowly also and this is even worse.